I am so pleased to meet you. I hope you had a pleasant journey to South America with my mother. This may be a little soon, but I am in love with your wide screen and number pad. Even the click-clack of the keys is very nice.
Your wifi has 3 bars out of 4, which makes my heart sing. I am typing this from my bed as my daughter sleeps beside me, the place where most of my work is done. I had to get rid of your predecessor because it refused to work with my wifi network. I trust that you and I will not have that same problem, and instead enjoy a long and productive working relationship.
With much excitement,
Your New Owner